[Inside a busy pub, two young men sitting at a table are drinking beer. The first man is laughing loudly. There is a lot of background noise from the other patrons. The second man picks up his glass of beer and asks his mate a question.]
Second man: So are you driving?
[The first man is silent as he thinks about the question. Chimes play, then an up tempo boogie song starts playing. He imagines a range of situations to avoid driving. These include getting into a Plan B branded cab and waiting late at night at a Plan B bus stop, where he sits near a young couple kissing.]
Song lyrics: Work your body
[The man next imagines himself waiting alone at a train station. The station is named Plan B and the man sits on a Plan B timber bench as a Plan B train approaches.]
[The man walks towards a motel. A sign above the motel reads: Motel Plan B. The ‘No vacancy’ sign flickers on and off.]
[A fanfare of brass sounds as the man imagines being carried from the pub on a golden throne by about 10 young blonde women. They all wear short gold skirts and their leader carries a Plan B standard.]
[The man imagines he has fallen asleep on his mate’s couch. Coloured cushions with letters spell out Plan B. His mate tosses a doona over him.]
[The man imagines he is outside the pub wearing a helmet and being loaded into a large carnival style cannon with Plan B painted on the side in bright colours. As the cannon’s fuse burns, we see the man sticking his head out of the cannon.]
[The man next imagines he is back in the pub inside a teleporter. He stands inside a clear plastic tube with lights on the top and bottom, pushes the Plan B button and braces himself. As he stands ready to be teleported, only his leg appears to be flickering in and out of existence.]
Narrator: Some Plan B’s are smarter than others.
[He pushes the button again.]
Narrator: If you’re drinking, don’t drive.
[A beer is picked up from a coaster that reads: If you’re drinking, don’t drive.]
[Another coaster is thrown on top of the first. It reads: RBT means you need a Plan B.]
Narrator: RBT means you need a Plan B.
[The man walks home on a footpath late at night. The soundtrack features an electric guitar riff. The man smiles to himself as he sees a passing car pulled over by a police random breath testing unit.]
[End credits: Authorised by the Queensland Government, William St, Brisbane.]